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Oh! the old ones are the best.
Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.
The next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, “Oh he's out in Rehab, exercising.”
Paddy couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another ###### big saw. So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it, and Mick, off to the hospital.
The next day, he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies, “He's out in the Rehab again, exercising.”
And sure enough, there's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon, Mick comes back to work.
As usual, within a couple of days, he has another accident and severs his head.
Wearily, Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it, and Mick, to the hospital.
The next day, he goes in and asks the nurse about Mick. The nurse breaks down and while crying, says, “He's dead.”
Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. “I suppose the saw finally did him in.”
“No,” says the nurse, “Some dopey ####### put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated.”
One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.
The next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, “Oh he's out in Rehab, exercising.”
Paddy couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another ###### big saw. So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it, and Mick, off to the hospital.
The next day, he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies, “He's out in the Rehab again, exercising.”
And sure enough, there's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon, Mick comes back to work.
As usual, within a couple of days, he has another accident and severs his head.
Wearily, Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it, and Mick, to the hospital.
The next day, he goes in and asks the nurse about Mick. The nurse breaks down and while crying, says, “He's dead.”
Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. “I suppose the saw finally did him in.”
“No,” says the nurse, “Some dopey ####### put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated.”
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