American Policeman after stopping a motorist " can you say the alphabet backwards please sir"
Motorist "###### hell I can't do that when I'm sober"
Policeman after stopping a motorist " have you been drinking "
Motorist "Nope I've been on Coke all night"
Motorist "###### hell I can't do that when I'm sober"
Policeman after stopping a motorist " have you been drinking "
Motorist "Nope I've been on Coke all night"