Jimmy Saville.Don't read if easily offended

[stormforce]

BREAKING NEWS......
Coastguards confirm that Jimmy Savile is not dead.
He's been spotted off the coast of Scarborough
bobbing up and down on a small bouy.


The Vatican has revealed that Jimmy Savile was only two rapes and one molesting, away from getting his own parish.


Sports Direct are to bring out Jimmy Savile Memorial tracksuits,
Adult sized tops, but you'll have to force yourself into kids bottoms.

[Fricfrac]

Oh dear, but funny anyway..........

Last one is a cracker.

[joker??]

so un pc but very funny

[stormforce]

hello Dave and hows Val feeling now

[joker??]

hi rich val still feeling same ,,,,,uses her hands joking apart mate still no progress she got go for more tests,apart from that mate both are good ,hope you and mandy are in good health ,deciding if should get another 4x4 or just get small runaround as dont do any offroading ,might just sell truck for £1000 or so as needs few bits sorted ,val wants fiat 500 or alfa mito lol,decisions decisions

[stormforce]

hope she gets well soon and if she can't do anything then save ya money cause she wont be able to drive anyway

[joker??]

cheers rich

[BioHazard]

Breaking news!..........

Breaking news!..........


A mob of Dyslexic parents have just beaten up Jimmy Sommerville.

[PM0077]

Apparently Morph has been pulled in for questioning following allegations of him being a playdoughphile

[HONEST AL]

I saw an advert on fleabay for a "jimmy savile seduction kit",its a con,all they sent me was a tube of smarties and a Bunty

[animal]

Apparently Jeremy beadle may have had a small hand in things .

[animal]

Rolf Harris is upset after being attacked by 2 youths who heard he did "2 little boys" back in the 70s

[animal]

Susan Boyle has jumped to Jimmy Saville's defence. She said, " I appeared on Jim'll fix it when I was 13 years old and Jim never touched me".

[animal]

I don't care if jimmy Saville was a paedophile; a sore arse in exchange for being a fireman for the day was well worth it!

[animal]

You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.