"Even though he only had one tatoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Losse Women".
"As he approached, his smile told me it was benifit day and i knew my londsdale top would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."
"As i stood in line at the job center sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, BO and Lynx Africa.
I turned round and there was Dai. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Lidls. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love when i could feel the edges of his sovereign ring rubbing the rim of my Ar+ehole and my life would never be the same.
"As he approached, his smile told me it was benifit day and i knew my londsdale top would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."
"As i stood in line at the job center sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, BO and Lynx Africa.
I turned round and there was Dai. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Lidls. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love when i could feel the edges of his sovereign ring rubbing the rim of my Ar+ehole and my life would never be the same.
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