50 shades of Merthyr

[Spike78]

"Even though he only had one tatoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Losse Women".
"As he approached, his smile told me it was benifit day and i knew my londsdale top would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."
"As i stood in line at the job center sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, BO and Lynx Africa.
I turned round and there was Dai. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Lidls. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love when i could feel the edges of his sovereign ring rubbing the rim of my Ar+ehole and my life would never be the same.

[lord_flashart]

Strangely, none of the women in my office found this funny!

I think I'll email it to the wife.

[Albannach]

I don't find it funny either.

[rich2484]

I didn't find this too amusing after reading the books.

The books are very well written and the storyline is fantastic if people can see through the sex in it.

There is something on crapbook called 50 shades of Birmingham. This I don't find funny.

It's a book and most of the people writing these kind of things haven't read them or don't get how a good book is written.

[Spike78]

lol

[gwh200]

I weed in my pants.

[animal]

well i laughed my arse off ,

[Albannach]

I weed in my pants.

You always do that.

Did you think the joke was funny?

[BUSHWHACKER]

The books are very well written and the storyline is fantastic if people can see through the sex in it.

Seriously???!!!

I've had a speed read of the first book and it's as if it was written by a teenager!

[gwh200]

You always do that.

Did you think the joke was funny?

No. I was employing eye ronny. And mrs H has the book...very poorly written...dead racy mind!

[Albannach]

No. I was employing eye ronny.

Aye know.

I tries fish eeshous nessw.