The Chav's prayer

[JD_975]

Our father who are in prison,
Mother knows not thy name,

Thy Chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,
In JJB as it is in poundland,

Give us this day day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBO's,
As we happy slap those who testify against us,

And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free housing,

For thine is the Chavdom,
The Burberry and the blackberry,

For ever and ever,

Innit!

[Spike78]

lol