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Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men drank 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively, made no sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and didn't apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.