Money

[Kwakka666]

My Uncle used to live in Staines..,

For safe keeping he would always put money under his mattress...

There was some logic to it though.., I mean what sort of thief would check the front garden?

[ninjadave]

My Uncle used to live in Staines..,

For safe keeping he would always put money under his mattress...

There was some logic to it though.., I mean what sort of thief would check the front garden?

I,ll have you know that Staines was a very exclusive area, I was born and bred in good ole Staines. Part of the Staines Massive! I was.
Wish I had known what mattress it was though,