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> Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
>
> We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really
> know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction
> between Guts and Balls.
>
>
> In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being
> met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you
> still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
> of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
> the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
>
> Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
>
> Both result in sudden death.
>
> We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really
> know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction
> between Guts and Balls.
>
>
> In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being
> met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you
> still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
> of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
> the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
>
> Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
>
> Both result in sudden death.