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Tonto and the Lone Ranger are riding through the desert,as night draws in its getting cold so decide to mosey on down to the nearest town for a drink.When they get into town they head to the nearest saloon,only to be greeted at the door by a big sign that states "NO RED INDIANS". The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said"Sorry but you will have to wait outside whilst I go in for a drink"
"But its freezing out here "complained Tonto
"I wont be too long" said the Lone Ranger as he tethered his horse Silver to a nearby post."try jogging up and down the street ,that will keep you warm"
Half an hour later the Lone Ranger is on his fourth whiskey when a cowboy walks into the bar and shouts
"anybody in here got a white horse"?,
"That would be me" said the Lone Ranger
"Well you have left your injun running" said the cowboy
Hi Ho Silver.....Away
"But its freezing out here "complained Tonto
"I wont be too long" said the Lone Ranger as he tethered his horse Silver to a nearby post."try jogging up and down the street ,that will keep you warm"
Half an hour later the Lone Ranger is on his fourth whiskey when a cowboy walks into the bar and shouts
"anybody in here got a white horse"?,
"That would be me" said the Lone Ranger
"Well you have left your injun running" said the cowboy
Hi Ho Silver.....Away