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An old dying woman asked her husband to open a box under her bed. Inside were 3 eggs and £7000 cash. "what are the eggs for?" he asked. She said "every time we had crap sex I put an egg in the box."
"not bad" he said. "three eggs in 50 years. And the cash?"
She said "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
"not bad" he said. "three eggs in 50 years. And the cash?"
She said "every time I got a dozen I sold them."