Sh?te

[HONEST AL]

Imagine the scene,a rolling green field in rural England,Its full of moo cows and birds chirping.A happy little sparrow is merrily rooting through the grass,looking for worms,seeds or whatever he can find.When all of a sudden this great big cow does the business all over him,hes covered in it and cant get out.So he starts shouting for help.No one comes to help!!!!, so he starts shouting louder, when all of a sudden he hears someone or something pulling at the crap to try and get him out.As a shaft of light breaks through the slime he feels an enormous sense of relief,this only turns to dismay when he realises its a cat ,the cat proceeds to eat the hapless bird.

The moral of this story is threefold

If someone drops you in the sh?te its not always your enemy

If someone gets you out of the sh?te its not always a friend

But mainly

If you are in the sh?te,but you are warm and happy,keep your gob shut

[madmanc]

LOL and oldy but a goody