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A police officer pulls over a old lady regarding her speed.
"honest officer I wasn't speeding!"
"No, I know you weren't speeding, but I'm concerned your going to slow."
The old lady replies, "I'm not going too slow, I'm going at the permissable speed the signs say I can at 22mph."
The officer scratches his head. "No no" he says "thats the code of the road. Your on the A22, where the speed limit is 60mph".
"Ooh, thank you officer for pointing out my mistake."
"Now" he says, "I'll just have a word with your passengers in the back." Pointing to 2 old ladies in the back. "They haven't said a word since I pulled you over & seem somewhat transfixed".
"Yes," says the old lady, "They been like that since I've come off the A120"
"honest officer I wasn't speeding!"
"No, I know you weren't speeding, but I'm concerned your going to slow."
The old lady replies, "I'm not going too slow, I'm going at the permissable speed the signs say I can at 22mph."
The officer scratches his head. "No no" he says "thats the code of the road. Your on the A22, where the speed limit is 60mph".
"Ooh, thank you officer for pointing out my mistake."
"Now" he says, "I'll just have a word with your passengers in the back." Pointing to 2 old ladies in the back. "They haven't said a word since I pulled you over & seem somewhat transfixed".
"Yes," says the old lady, "They been like that since I've come off the A120"