A man goes into a dress hire shop in Glasgow.
He explains to the staff that he is going to be attending a weeding and doesn't now whether to wear trews or the kilt.
The shop assistant ponders and asks, "What's the tartan?"
The man answers, "Usual white dress."
He explains to the staff that he is going to be attending a weeding and doesn't now whether to wear trews or the kilt.
The shop assistant ponders and asks, "What's the tartan?"
The man answers, "Usual white dress."