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  • 2012 Olympics.

    It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London


    A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they
    haven't got tickets.

    The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and
    walks to the gate.
    "McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

    The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
    shoulder.
    "Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

    The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and
    tucks it under his arm.
    "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing".
    If it aint broke, keep goin' till it is.

  • #2
    Mi 6 (old joke dept)

    Steve,That joke must be older than I am,good one though,ALAN

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    • #3
      Here's another one that's probably older than the hills but I heard it (for the first time) last night on the telly being told by a vicar...

      man says to wife "dear, my Olympic condoms have arrived - I think I'll use a gold one tonight"

      wife replies "why not try a silver one and you can come second for a change"!

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