A plane is on its way to toronto , when a blonde in
> economy class gets up, and moves to the first class
> section and sits down.
>
>
> the flight attendant watches her do this, and asks
> to see her ticket.
>
>
> she then tells the blonde that she paid for economy
> class, and that she will have to sit in the back.
>
>
> the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm
> going to toronto and i'm staying right here."
>
> the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells
> the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde
> bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in
> economy, and won't move back to her seat.
>
>
> the co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
> explain that because she only paid for economy
> she will have to leave and return to her seat.
>
>
> the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm
> going to toronto and i'm staying right here."
>
>
> the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should
> have the police waiting when they land to arrest
> this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
>
>
> the pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll
> handle this, i'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
>
>
> he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear,
> and she says, "oh, i'm sorry." and gets up and goes
> back to her seat in economy.
>
>
> the flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and
> asked him what he said to make her move without
> any fuss.
>
> "i told her, 'first class isn't going to toronto' ."
> economy class gets up, and moves to the first class
> section and sits down.
>
>
> the flight attendant watches her do this, and asks
> to see her ticket.
>
>
> she then tells the blonde that she paid for economy
> class, and that she will have to sit in the back.
>
>
> the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm
> going to toronto and i'm staying right here."
>
> the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells
> the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde
> bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in
> economy, and won't move back to her seat.
>
>
> the co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
> explain that because she only paid for economy
> she will have to leave and return to her seat.
>
>
> the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm
> going to toronto and i'm staying right here."
>
>
> the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should
> have the police waiting when they land to arrest
> this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
>
>
> the pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll
> handle this, i'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
>
>
> he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear,
> and she says, "oh, i'm sorry." and gets up and goes
> back to her seat in economy.
>
>
> the flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and
> asked him what he said to make her move without
> any fuss.
>
> "i told her, 'first class isn't going to toronto' ."