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  • One for the Welsh lads

    An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

    He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welshman
    'Gooday, mind if I talk to your dog?'

    Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid English b******.'

    Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

    Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

    Welshman: (look of extreme shock)

    Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

    Dog: 'Yep'

    Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

    Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

    Welshman: (look of utter disbelief)

    Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

    Welshman: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

    Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

    Horse: 'Cool'

    Welshman: (absolutely dumbfounded)

    Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

    Horse: 'Yep'

    Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

    Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

    Welshman: (total look of amazement)

    Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

    Welshman: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar……'
    Cutting steps in the roof of the world

  • #2
    HEHE

    Here's a Welsh joke.

    A farm hand is walking home one early evening and a stuffed shirt in a LR vouge pulls over next to him and asks:

    I say Dai, can you tell me the way to " lan go len ?"

    The farm hand looks blank for a second then replys.

    Llangollen?

    Yes that's the one with the phlem.

    Tell me, says the farm hand; how did you know my name was Dai ?

    Well I guessed, says the stuffed shirt.

    Well, Guess your f***ing way to "lan go len" then you clever b*****d.

    Figured most people here that off road in NWales or live there will know how this place name is pronounced.

    hehe

    peace
    cal
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