Entertainment in cornwall

[puddlesurfer]

Two guys from London are in Cornwall on business, on the first night they go in to the local pub, go up to the bar and ask the barman whats fun to do in this area.

Barman says theres not much to do around here of an evening but speak to Stormforce he's got a good trick which will keep you entertained.
So the guys go over to Stormforce and ask about his trick.

Stormy says I can tell what car you drive if you stick the ignition key up my ar$e - So the first guy sticks his ignition key up Stormy's ar$e - after a moments contemplation Stormy says "Vauxhall astra" - the first guy was amazed, exactly right!

The second guy thinks to himself I'll catch him out, so he nips out to his car and takes a spark plug out of the engine, shoves it up stormy's ar$e after a few moments Stormy says "I'm not sure what car you drive..........



























but it sure feels champion!

[si tate]

So that's why he walks funny & has that glint in his eye.

[stormforce]

[funkykebab]

Growing up in Cornwall I knew many strange customs.....But thats a new one on me!

Village life is so boring when you are a kid!

Matt

[puddlesurfer]

So that's why he walks funny & has that Spark in his eye.

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