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  • dog and cat

    I picnched this of another forum!!!

    Dog's diary:

    8 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
    10 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
    11 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    12 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    1 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
    3 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    4 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    5 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
    7 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
    9 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

    Cat's diary:

    Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
    little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
    forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope
    of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
    piece of furniture.

    Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my
    captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost
    succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to
    disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself
    to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their bed.

    Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to
    make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into
    their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
    cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

    There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
    solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
    the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY
    power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
    advantage.

    I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
    dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
    obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an
    informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my
    every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety
    is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time..
    http://community.webshots.com/user/cassie08100

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    Excellent
    Maurice
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