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> A successful rancher died and left everything to
> his devoted wife.
>
> She was a very good-looking woman and determined
> to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so
> she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch
> hand.
>
> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and
> the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and
> when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
> figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than
> the drunk.
>
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
> hours every day and knew a lot about ranching For weeks,
> the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well
>
>
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to
> the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and
> the ranch looks great You should go into town and kick up
> your heels.'
>
> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
> one Saturday night.
>
> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
> return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he
> returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
> found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with
> a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>
> She quietly called him over to her.
>
> 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,'
> she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
>
> 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she
> asked, ever so slowly.
>
> Now take off my stockings.' He removed each
> gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
>
> 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly
> unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
> firelight.
>
> 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with
> trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
> floor.
>
>
>
> Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever
> wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'
> his devoted wife.
>
> She was a very good-looking woman and determined
> to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so
> she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch
> hand.
>
> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and
> the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and
> when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
> figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than
> the drunk.
>
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
> hours every day and knew a lot about ranching For weeks,
> the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well
>
>
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to
> the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and
> the ranch looks great You should go into town and kick up
> your heels.'
>
> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
> one Saturday night.
>
> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
> return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he
> returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
> found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with
> a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>
> She quietly called him over to her.
>
> 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,'
> she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
>
> 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she
> asked, ever so slowly.
>
> Now take off my stockings.' He removed each
> gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
>
> 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly
> unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
> firelight.
>
> 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with
> trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
> floor.
>
>
>
> Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever
> wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'
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