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Two quite elderly gentlemen, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The eldest had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The other was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
He replied, 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.'
So, on the way home, the guy stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, 'Do you have any rye bread?'
She said, 'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?'
He said, 'I want 5 loaves.'
She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard.'
He mumbled to himself, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me.
The eldest had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The other was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
He replied, 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.'
So, on the way home, the guy stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, 'Do you have any rye bread?'
She said, 'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?'
He said, 'I want 5 loaves.'
She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard.'
He mumbled to himself, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me.