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    A woman on her deathbed tells her husband to look under the bed and take out the box that is hidden there.

    He looks inside and discovers three eggs and £7000

    Husband "Why are there 3 eggs in here?"

    Wife "Well every time we had crap sex I put an egg in the box"

    Husband "No bad eh? Only 3 eggs in 35 years! But what about the £7000"

    Wife "Every time I got to a dozen eggs I sold them"
    Alan

    yoshie "Didn't know they had a pill for laziness, anyway get well soon."
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