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The Israelis and Arabs realized that if they continued fighting, they would
someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle
their dispute with an ancient practice: A duel of two, like David and
Goliath. This would be a dog fight! The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best fighting dog they could.
The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the >
disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms for
good.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food and killed all the other puppies..
They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing
machine. After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison
bars on its cage. Only expert trainers could handle this incredibly nasty,
ferocious beast.
When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed up
with a very strange animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!!
Everyone at the dog-fight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there
seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance
against the growling beast over in the Arab camp. The bookies all took one
look and predicted the Arab dog would win in less than a minute.
The cages were opened. The Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center of the ring.
The Arab dog leaped from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he
got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and
swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was nothing left but a
small puff of fur from the Arab killer-dog's tail floating to the ground.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnel
let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads in
disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "our top
scientists and breeders worked for 5 years with the meanest, biggest
Dobermans, Rottweillers and Siberian wolves. They developed an incredible
killing machine of a dog".
The Israeli General replied. "Well, for 5 years we have had a team of Jewish
plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills, California working to make
an alligator look like a Dachshund."
someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle
their dispute with an ancient practice: A duel of two, like David and
Goliath. This would be a dog fight! The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best fighting dog they could.
The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the >
disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms for
good.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food and killed all the other puppies..
They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing
machine. After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison
bars on its cage. Only expert trainers could handle this incredibly nasty,
ferocious beast.
When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed up
with a very strange animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!!
Everyone at the dog-fight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there
seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance
against the growling beast over in the Arab camp. The bookies all took one
look and predicted the Arab dog would win in less than a minute.
The cages were opened. The Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center of the ring.
The Arab dog leaped from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he
got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and
swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was nothing left but a
small puff of fur from the Arab killer-dog's tail floating to the ground.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnel
let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads in
disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "our top
scientists and breeders worked for 5 years with the meanest, biggest
Dobermans, Rottweillers and Siberian wolves. They developed an incredible
killing machine of a dog".
The Israeli General replied. "Well, for 5 years we have had a team of Jewish
plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills, California working to make
an alligator look like a Dachshund."