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    The Israelis and Arabs realized that if they continued fighting, they would
    someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle
    their dispute with an ancient practice: A duel of two, like David and
    Goliath. This would be a dog fight! The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best fighting dog they could.

    The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the >
    disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms for
    good.

    The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food and killed all the other puppies..
    They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing
    machine. After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison
    bars on its cage. Only expert trainers could handle this incredibly nasty,
    ferocious beast.

    When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed up
    with a very strange animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!!

    Everyone at the dog-fight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there
    seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance
    against the growling beast over in the Arab camp. The bookies all took one
    look and predicted the Arab dog would win in less than a minute.

    The cages were opened. The Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center of the ring.

    The Arab dog leaped from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he
    got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and
    swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was nothing left but a
    small puff of fur from the Arab killer-dog's tail floating to the ground.

    The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnel
    let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.

    The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads in
    disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "our top
    scientists and breeders worked for 5 years with the meanest, biggest
    Dobermans, Rottweillers and Siberian wolves. They developed an incredible
    killing machine of a dog".

    The Israeli General replied. "Well, for 5 years we have had a team of Jewish
    plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills, California working to make
    an alligator look like a Dachshund."
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington
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