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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight when they got off at Quality Street , in front of the Fisherman's Friend. He asked for her name, & she said in a quiet Wispa, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole". "I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts", he replied. "You're my Hero" she said.
Then he touched her Cream Eggs & they checked into a hotel, which had a Mars bar. He slipped his hand into her Snickers & felt her Milky Way. She rubbed his Tic Tacs & he fondled her Flapjacks. It was a Fab moment & she let out a cry of sheer Turkish Delight. Sadly, three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.. It turned out that Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.
Then he touched her Cream Eggs & they checked into a hotel, which had a Mars bar. He slipped his hand into her Snickers & felt her Milky Way. She rubbed his Tic Tacs & he fondled her Flapjacks. It was a Fab moment & she let out a cry of sheer Turkish Delight. Sadly, three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.. It turned out that Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.
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