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A guy walks in to his bedroom with a lamb on a leash, he says:
"Honey, this is the cow I have to make love to when you've got a headache"
The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says:
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that wasn't a cow, it's a lamb"
To which he replies:
"If you weren't such a presumptious b!tch, you'd realise I was talking to the lamb"
"Honey, this is the cow I have to make love to when you've got a headache"
The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says:
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that wasn't a cow, it's a lamb"
To which he replies:
"If you weren't such a presumptious b!tch, you'd realise I was talking to the lamb"
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