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    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
    Marry It!

    What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive side.

    What are the three fastest means of communication?
    1) Internet
    2) Telephone
    3) Telawoman

    How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
    They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

    How do you #### off a female archaeologist??
    Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

    How is a woman like a condom?
    Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

    What should you give a woman who has everything?
    A man to show her how to work it.

    Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
    Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

    How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
    Put a nipple on it.

    Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
    Because they don't have balls to scratch.

    Why did God create woman ?
    To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

    Why do women fake orgasms ?
    Because they think men care.

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it

    If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
    Made her chain too long