maybe an old one ..........

[wiggy]

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up
> Alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on
> the door The trucker lowers the window, and she says,
> 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing
> Some of your load. The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
> When the truck
> Stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of
> her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door The trucker lowers
> the window, and she says,
> 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing
> Some of your load.' Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
> continues down the street.
>
> At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
> The blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door The
> trucker lowers the window again she says, 'Hi, my name is
> Sharon and you are losing some of your load!
>
> When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light
> When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
> to the blonde
>
> He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.......
>
> Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a ****ing gritter!'