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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car
pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver?
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY pounds, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly
to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the ******* car!" answered the boy.
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda - you live with it!"
pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver?
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY pounds, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly
to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the ******* car!" answered the boy.
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda - you live with it!"