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  • Never take sweets from a stranger.

    One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car
    pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

    "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver.

    "No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

    How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver?

    "No way", replied the irritated youngster.

    "What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY pounds, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly
    to keep up with the walking boy.

    "No, I'm not getting in the ******* car!" answered the boy.

    "OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

    "NO," screamed the boy.

    "What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.

    The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda - you live with it!"
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington
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