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Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Johnnie Walker Black Label whiskey
1- Sample the Johnnie Walker to check quality.
2- Take a large bowl, check the Johnnie Walker again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again
At this point it's best to make sure the Johnnie Walker is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
5- Turn off the mixer thingy.
6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor
8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Johnnie Walker to check for tonsisticity.
9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet.
10- Check the Johnnie Walker.
11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
12- Add one table.
13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink whatever you can find.
14- Greash the oven.
15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
17- Finish the bottle of Johnnie Walker.
18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Johnnie Walker Black Label whiskey
1- Sample the Johnnie Walker to check quality.
2- Take a large bowl, check the Johnnie Walker again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again
At this point it's best to make sure the Johnnie Walker is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
5- Turn off the mixer thingy.
6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor
8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Johnnie Walker to check for tonsisticity.
9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet.
10- Check the Johnnie Walker.
11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
12- Add one table.
13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink whatever you can find.
14- Greash the oven.
15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
17- Finish the bottle of Johnnie Walker.
18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas
Hope you had a good Chistmas!
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