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    Christmas Cookie Recipe
    1 cup of water
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp. salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Johnnie Walker Black Label whiskey

    1- Sample the Johnnie Walker to check quality.
    2- Take a large bowl, check the Johnnie Walker again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again
    At this point it's best to make sure the Johnnie Walker is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
    5- Turn off the mixer thingy.
    6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor
    8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
    Sample the Johnnie Walker to check for tonsisticity.
    9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet.
    10- Check the Johnnie Walker.
    11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    12- Add one table.
    13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink whatever you can find.
    14- Greash the oven.
    15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
    17- Finish the bottle of Johnnie Walker.
    18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    Cherry Mistmas
    Sent from the iPad you "lost"

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    Beats dairy milk! Hope you had a good Chistmas!
    Last edited by wiggy; 25 December 2009, 23:53.
    The sh$t gets deeper ...but still swimming

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