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    John was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
    pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
    an unusual pet.

    After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg
    bug),which came in a little white box to use for his house.

    He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
    would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to Frank's
    place with me and have a beer?' Silence; there was no answer from his
    new Pet.

    This bothered him a bit, waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
    'How about going to the bar and having a beer with me?' Again, there
    was no answer, nothing but silence came from his new friend and pet.

    So, he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.He
    decided to ask him one more time.. This time,putting his face up
    against the centipede's house and shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you
    like to go to Frank's place and have a beer with me?




    A little voice came out of the box:

    "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f ** ing shoes on!"
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington
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