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    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
    One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
    'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
    'Oh, Bill, you didn't!' she exclaimed.
    'Yes, I did.' he replied.
    'My God, Bill, what happened?'
    'I got fired.'
    'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
    'Oh... she got fired, too.'
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