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    THIS IS AN ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE TIMES OF INDIA.

    RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS' ADVERTISEMENT

    A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN PUNJABI ENGLISH

    Madam :

    I am an olden young uncle living only with myself
    in Lahore .

    Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.


    I am a soiled son from inside Punjab . I am nice and big, six foot tall,


    and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also.
    Especially I like cricket,
    and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller.
    Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
    Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
    I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly
    at everyone. I am jolly.
    I am gay. ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
    Am always giving respect to the ladies.
    I am always allowing ladies to get on top, that is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and
    I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.

    Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything.

    Daily I am pumping and pumping.
    If you want you can come and see how
    much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.


    I am having a lot of money in my pants and my
    pants is always open for
    you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.
    What to do ? So I am taking things into my own
    hands everyday.. That is
    why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will
    come in my house and my things into your hand.

    If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I
    will be loving you very hard every day.. fact, I will stop pumping dumb
    belles in the Jim.
    If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I
    will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head
    between your nicely smelling feet looking up with lots of hope.
    I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am
    stiff with anticipation.

    Expecting soon

    Yours and only yours

    Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and
    become big in Lahore,
    Punjab
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington
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