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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
> in the Afghan Desert. During his first inspection of the
> outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked
> the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said,
> 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the
> post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we
> have Molly The Camel.'
>
> The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this,
> but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can
> stay.'
>
> About a month later, the Captain starts having his own
> 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the
> camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands
> on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane
> sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant,
> 'Is that how the men do it?'
>
> 'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town.
> That's where the girls are.
> in the Afghan Desert. During his first inspection of the
> outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked
> the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said,
> 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the
> post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we
> have Molly The Camel.'
>
> The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this,
> but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can
> stay.'
>
> About a month later, the Captain starts having his own
> 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the
> camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands
> on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane
> sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant,
> 'Is that how the men do it?'
>
> 'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town.
> That's where the girls are.
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