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£100,£200 and £15 pound,a woman asks
"Why is that parrot so cheap?"
The shopkeeper replies
"because it use to live in a brothel"
the woman thinks its funny and
buys the parrot.
When she gets home the parrot says
"F**k me a new brothel"
the woman laughs.
Her two daughters come home,parrot says
"F**k me new prossies"the girls laugh.
The husband comes home and the parrot says
"f**k me Dave i haven't seen you for weeks!!!
£100,£200 and £15 pound,a woman asks
"Why is that parrot so cheap?"
The shopkeeper replies
"because it use to live in a brothel"
the woman thinks its funny and
buys the parrot.
When she gets home the parrot says
"F**k me a new brothel"
the woman laughs.
Her two daughters come home,parrot says
"F**k me new prossies"the girls laugh.
The husband comes home and the parrot says
"f**k me Dave i haven't seen you for weeks!!!
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