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Re: sex
1. When I was born, I was given a choice, a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose
2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
3. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
5. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
6. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
7. Virginity can be cured.
8. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
9. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
10. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
11. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
12. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
13. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor!
1. When I was born, I was given a choice, a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose
2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
3. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
5. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
6. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
7. Virginity can be cured.
8. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
9. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
10. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
11. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
12. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
13. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor!