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    Re: sex

    1. When I was born, I was given a choice, a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose

    2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

    3. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."

    4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

    5. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

    6. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

    7. Virginity can be cured.

    8. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

    9. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

    10. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

    11. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
    Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

    12. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.

    13. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!


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