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    Sometimes, when I look at my
    Children, I say to myself,
    "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."

    -Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)-

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    I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."

    - Eleanor Roosevelt-

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    Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

    - Mark Twain-

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    The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible

    - George Burns-

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    Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit
    People only once a year.

    - Victor Borge-

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    Be careful about reading health books.
    You may die of a misprint.

    - Mark Twain-

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    By all means, marry. If you get a good
    Wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad
    One, you'll become a philosopher.

    - Socrates-

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    I was married by a judge. I should
    Have asked for a jury.

    - Groucho Marx

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    My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

    - Jimmy Durante-

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    I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

    - Zsa Zsa Gabor-

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    Only Irish coffee provides in a single
    Glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

    - Alex Levine-

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    My luck is so bad that if I bought a
    Cemetery, people would stop dying.

    - Rodney Dangerfield-

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    Money can't buy you happiness ... But it
    Does bring you a more pleasant
    Form of misery.

    - Spike Milligan-

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    Until I was thirteen, I thought my
    Name was SHUT UP.

    - Joe Namath-

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    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything
    Until noon.. Then it's time for my nap.

    - Bob Hope-

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    I never drink water because of the
    Disgusting things that fish do in it.

    - W.. C. Fields-

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    We could certainly slow the aging
    Process down if it had to work its
    Way through Congress.

    - Will Rogers-

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    Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
    As you grow older, it will avoid you.

    - Winston Churchill-

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    Maybe it's true that life begins
    At fifty .. But everything else starts
    To wear out, fall out, or spread out..

    - Phyllis Diller-

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    By the time a man is wise enough to
    Watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

    - Billy Crystal-
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