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    Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...
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    > Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
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    > 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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    > 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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    > 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
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    > 04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
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    > 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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    > 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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    > 07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
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    > 08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
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    > 09. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
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    > 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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    > 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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    > 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
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    > 13. You sing along with elevator music.
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    > 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
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    > 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
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    > 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
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    > 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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    > 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
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    > 19.You can't remember who sent you this list.
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    > And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
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    > Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!
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    And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington

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    Some of this rings a few bells - might be something to do with being 53 this week .............


    Life is too important to take seriously !

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    • #3
      Yep, being over 50 hurts!
      Sent from the iPad you "lost"

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      • #4
        Over 60 hurts more!!!!
        Still Searching,
        Dick Whittington

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