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    The Taxman Cometh

    At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office
    sent an inspector to audit the
    books of a synagogue.

    While he was
    checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice
    you buy a lot
    of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings? "

    'Good question,'
    Noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the
    candle makers,
    and every now and then they send us a free box of candles. "

    'Oh,'
    replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
    had a
    practical answer.

    But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

    'What
    about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the
    crumbs?

    'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was
    trying to
    trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send
    them back
    to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free
    box of
    bread-wafers. "

    'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard
    about how he could fluster the
    know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on,
    'what do you do with all the
    leftover foreskin from the circumcisions you
    perform? "

    'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi
    ...

    'What we do is save all the foreskin and send them to the Tax Office,
    and
    about once a year they send us a complete ****. "
    Me........... NEVER
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