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    A teacher was doing a project involving tastes, she gave each child in her class a sweet.
    The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

    Red......................Cherr y
    Yellow..................Lemon
    Green..................Lime
    Orange ................Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

    The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call
    your father.'

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ***-holes!

    The teacher had to leave the room!
    Me........... NEVER
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