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Two women were takin a short cut through a graveyard after being out drinking, when they stopped for a quick wee wee.
They had nothing to dab themselves with, so one took her knickers off and used them and the other used a wreath that was lying nearby.
The next day their hubbys were talkin and one said, "I think my wife's having an affair, she came home last night with no damn knickers on!".
To which the other hubby replied, "You think thats bad! Mine had a card stuck in her ass sayin 'We'll never forget YOU! - From all the boys at the Fire Station'.
They had nothing to dab themselves with, so one took her knickers off and used them and the other used a wreath that was lying nearby.
The next day their hubbys were talkin and one said, "I think my wife's having an affair, she came home last night with no damn knickers on!".
To which the other hubby replied, "You think thats bad! Mine had a card stuck in her ass sayin 'We'll never forget YOU! - From all the boys at the Fire Station'.