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After being married for 48 years, I took a careful look at
my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 48 years ago we had a cheap
apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 24-year-old gal.
Now I have a $400,000.00 home, two Cadillacs, nice big bed and flat
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 71-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 24-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a
mid-life crisis...
PRICELESS!
my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 48 years ago we had a cheap
apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 24-year-old gal.
Now I have a $400,000.00 home, two Cadillacs, nice big bed and flat
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 71-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 24-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a
mid-life crisis...
PRICELESS!