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In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a local farmer who apparently had some theories on the matter...
The interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
IF YOUR WONDERING WHY SO MANY JOKES FROM ME, ITS BECAUSE HAVE HAD NO CAR FOR 3 WEEKS. FIXED ON TUESDAY, I HOPE.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a local farmer who apparently had some theories on the matter...
The interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
IF YOUR WONDERING WHY SO MANY JOKES FROM ME, ITS BECAUSE HAVE HAD NO CAR FOR 3 WEEKS. FIXED ON TUESDAY, I HOPE.
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