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HILLBILLY DIVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yep, I got jus on 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the car'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at the same time evry morning around 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yep, I got jus on 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the car'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at the same time evry morning around 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'