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A bunny was hopping through the forest when he came
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The bunny said, "Giraffe, don't
do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe
looked at the bunny, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and
ran off with the bunny.
They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The
bunny said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through
the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade, mirror and
lines. He then tossed them away and began running with the rabbit
and giraffe.
The three animals then came across a lion about to
shoot up. Bunny said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with
us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at
the needle. He put down the Needle and started to beat up the
rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why
are you doing this? He was trying to help you." The lion
answered, "This little f......? He makes me run around the forest
like a f--king idiot every time he's on ecstasy!
Think I got rid of the BAD words.
A bunny was hopping through the forest when he came
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The bunny said, "Giraffe, don't
do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe
looked at the bunny, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and
ran off with the bunny.
They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The
bunny said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through
the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade, mirror and
lines. He then tossed them away and began running with the rabbit
and giraffe.
The three animals then came across a lion about to
shoot up. Bunny said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with
us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at
the needle. He put down the Needle and started to beat up the
rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why
are you doing this? He was trying to help you." The lion
answered, "This little f......? He makes me run around the forest
like a f--king idiot every time he's on ecstasy!
Think I got rid of the BAD words.
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