A Scotsman is gettin ready to go to the pub, he calls out to his wife................
"Get your coat on, and put a hat and scarf on aswell"
His wife says...............
"Wow, are you taking me down to the pub for a drink?"
"Naw" he replies, "But I´m switching the heating off when I go out".
"Get your coat on, and put a hat and scarf on aswell"
His wife says...............
"Wow, are you taking me down to the pub for a drink?"
"Naw" he replies, "But I´m switching the heating off when I go out".