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    > A successful rancher died and left everything to
    > his devoted wife.
    >
    > She was a very good-looking woman and determined
    > to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so
    > she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch
    > hand.
    >
    > Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and
    > the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and
    > when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
    > figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than
    > the drunk.
    >
    > He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
    > hours every day and knew a lot about ranching For weeks,
    > the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well
    >
    >
    > Then one day, the rancher's widow said to
    > the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and
    > the ranch looks great You should go into town and kick up
    > your heels.'
    >
    > The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
    > one Saturday night.
    >
    > One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
    > return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he
    > returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
    > found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with
    > a glass of wine, waiting for him.
    >
    > She quietly called him over to her.
    >
    > 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,'
    > she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
    >
    > 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she
    > asked, ever so slowly.
    >
    > Now take off my stockings.' He removed each
    > gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
    >
    > 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly
    > unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
    > firelight.
    >
    > 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with
    > trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
    > floor.
    >
    >
    >
    > Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever
    > wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'
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