Chinese Sick Leave:

[GRASSMAN]

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me S e x. That Makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.'


Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say
and I feel Great. I be at wok soon.........
















Hey boss, you got vely nice house.'