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    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
    asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money
    from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
    pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
    'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door..

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
    bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
    doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the
    shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank
    you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
    he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept
    money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor
    is very happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank
    you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve
    Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

    Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes
    to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from
    you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
    is very happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
    Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
    it's in me shed, mate.
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